Emil Rem
Chasing Aphrodite by Emil Rem

A carry-on bag and a wad of tickets.

From the age of twelve, Emil flew the world alone on standby. Moscow or Rio, he never knew which. Today the accountant from Calgary writes it all down: three illustrated books, and a new story most weeks.

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Chasing Aphrodite · the first book, 2021

Three illustrated books, published in Calgary by EICA Press.

Every chapter comes with its own illustration.

From England to Africa, from Canada to Cyprus.

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Emil Rem
Emil Rem. Ismaili Muslim, born in Tanzania, raised in England, at home in Calgary.

Two weeks turned into twelve years.

Every leg of Emil's life began with a ticket somebody else handed him. Tear them off one at a time.

FromDAR ES SALAAM✈ToMAIDENHEAD

Age five

Born into a close-knit, middle-class Ismaili Muslim family in Dar es Salaam in the fifties. At five his mother, who held impossible ambitions, divorced his father and moved to England with Emil in tow.

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FromA NURSES' HOSTEL✈ToA FOSTER HOME

The family who said yes

The only work his mother could find was as a trainee nurse, and she could not look after him. An English working-class family volunteered to take him in until she found him a permanent home. The initial two weeks turned into twelve years.

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FromLONDON AIRPORT✈ToWHEREVER HAS A SEAT

Standby, from twelve

“I would arrive at London airport with a carry-on bag and a wad of tickets and take whichever airline had space available. I could be in Moscow or Rio de Janeiro, I never knew. Nor did my family.”

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FromLONDON✈ToAROUND THE WORLD

Seventeen, with £50

For his seventeenth birthday his father, who worked for East African Airways, sent him a round-the-world ticket. His mother scraped together £50. “You'll have to come back as soon as you run out.” As if he would.

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FromENGLAND✈ToCALGARY

28 April 1980

He emigrated to Calgary. It took six months to build a credit rating good enough to lease a television. He became an accountant, married Laura, and raised two boys, Alex and Chris, who drive him crazy and whom he loves dearly.

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FromTHE TAX RETURNS✈ToTHE PAGE

Rebelling at sixty

After a long career as an accountant, Emil bucked his mother's advice and began publishing in his sixties. Three illustrated books followed, and a weekly story he has kept up for years.

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It's not the chances you're given in life that matter. It's the choices you make.

Emil Rem

Three books, one long journey home.

Personal memories, woven through history and travel. Pick a book off the shelf.

A new story, most Thursdays.

an·a·lects noun. A collection of short literary or philosophical extracts. “Not all ideas fit neatly into the pages of a book. When I see, hear or read something that moves me, I capture the thoughts it provokes by jotting them down.”

Accounticus Maximus illustration
The Parallax Effect of Travelling Abroad illustration
Lost and Found in Zanzibar illustration
Synchronicity illustration
Band of Angels illustration
Talking to strangers illustration
Wasting time illustration

Pen and ink, drawn for the analects. Drag to look along the wall.

In his own voice.

Short films of Emil telling the stories behind the books, plus the radio conversations he has given along the way.

On the radio

  • Emil Rem talks about life and Heart of New YorkKurt Wright, WVMT Radio · July 2023
  • 5 Lessons From Foster Care That Set Me Up For a Better FutureBob Gourley, Issues Today Radio
  • Five Reasons to Indulge in Wasting TimeJamie Bussin, The Tonic Podcast

In the press

Cathedral in the Dark illustration

From The Vanished Gardens of Cordova, chapter six

Cathedral in the Dark

The small white stuccoed bungalow could have been transplanted from the very English council estate where he was brought up, but there was no mistaking the two. Behind the bungalow loomed the Rock of Gibraltar, rising through the mist like a colossus, blotting out the hazy early morning sunshine. The building was no humble dwelling but, according to their taxi driver, was the border checkpoint into Spain. There was no activity. Not a soul in sight. The entrance door was shut. He knocked and waited. No answer. He knocked again…

EMIL REMBoarding pass · free chapter

FromYOUR INBOX✈ToGIBRALTARChapter06

Emil sends the full chapter with its illustrations.